60 Best Would You Rather Questions to Argue About

A great would you rather question does one thing: it splits the room. The options have to be close enough that smart people land on opposite sides and immediately start defending their pick. Below are 60 of the best would you rather questions: funny, hard, and a few genuinely impossible. The twist? On goru.rocks you can vote on questions like these and instantly see how every country answered, which makes the arguments even better.

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Funny would you rather questions

1. Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs, or legs as long as your fingers?
2. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always 20 minutes early?
3. Would you rather sneeze glitter or sweat maple syrup?
4. Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or be permanently bald?
5. Would you rather speak every language but only whisper, or be fluent in one but only shout?
6. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
7. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
8. Would you rather always have to skip instead of walk, or always have to sing instead of talk?
9. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair (it regrows) or pancakes for ears?
10. Would you rather wear wet socks forever or have one shoe that's always too tight?

Hard would you rather questions

11. Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst on a winning team?
12. Would you rather know when you'll die or how you'll die?
13. Would you rather be famous and disliked or unknown and respected?
14. Would you rather have more time or more money?
15. Would you rather always say what you think or never speak again?
16. Would you rather relive your best day forever or never have a bad day again?
17. Would you rather be able to read minds but can't turn it off, or be invisible but can't turn it off?
18. Would you rather lose all your old memories or never be able to make new ones?
19. Would you rather be incredibly lucky or incredibly smart?
20. Would you rather have a job you love that pays little, or a job you hate that pays a fortune?

Food would you rather questions

21. Would you rather give up pizza or give up burgers forever?
22. Would you rather only eat sweet food or only eat salty food?
23. Would you rather have pineapple on every pizza or ketchup on every pasta?
24. Would you rather never drink coffee again or never drink soda again?
25. Would you rather eat your favorite meal every day or never eat it again?
26. Would you rather have unlimited tacos or unlimited sushi?
27. Would you rather food was always too spicy or always too bland?
28. Would you rather give up cheese or give up chocolate?
29. Would you rather only eat with a spoon or only eat with chopsticks?
30. Would you rather have breakfast for every meal or never eat breakfast again?

Travel & lifestyle would you rather questions

31. Would you rather live by the beach or in the mountains?
32. Would you rather travel 100 years into the past or 100 years into the future?
33. Would you rather never use a phone again or never use a car again?
34. Would you rather have endless summer or endless winter?
35. Would you rather live in a huge house in a boring town or a tiny flat in your dream city?
36. Would you rather always travel first class but never choose the destination, or always choose but fly economy?
37. Would you rather have no internet or no air conditioning?
38. Would you rather work four 10-hour days or five 8-hour days?
39. Would you rather wake up at 5am rested or sleep till noon groggy?
40. Would you rather live without music or live without movies?

Superpower would you rather questions

41. Would you rather fly or be invisible?
42. Would you rather teleport anywhere or stop time?
43. Would you rather breathe underwater or survive in space?
44. Would you rather have super strength or super speed?
45. Would you rather talk to animals or speak every human language?
46. Would you rather heal instantly or never feel pain?
47. Would you rather control fire or control water?
48. Would you rather be able to teleport only to places you've been, or fly but slowly?
49. Would you rather have a photographic memory or a flawless sense of direction?
50. Would you rather predict the future or change the past?

Impossible would you rather questions

51. Would you rather win the lottery but lose your best friend, or stay broke with everyone you love?
52. Would you rather be right all the time but annoying, or wrong sometimes but loved?
53. Would you rather your country win every sport for 10 years, or your team win once but it's the biggest trophy?
54. Would you rather end world hunger or end all war (only one)?
55. Would you rather be 10 years younger or 10 years wiser?
56. Would you rather everyone hears your thoughts for a day, or you hear everyone's for a day?
57. Would you rather never feel embarrassed again or never feel awkward again?
58. Would you rather be the funniest person alive or the kindest?
59. Would you rather forget every movie so you can watch them fresh, or remember every book perfectly?
60. Would you rather always know the truth or always have hope?

Settle the argument, by country

The fun of would you rather is the disagreement. On goru, you don't just argue with the person next to you, you find out whether your whole country agrees with you. Vote on a question and the country breakdown shows which nations lean which way. Then take the debate into live chat and defend your pick against people from around the world.

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